A Day In The Life Of A Cat

I have four cats and a kitten. The kitten is still currently up for adoption (though that still may end up being by us) but it’s definitely in our house, being a cat. Living the life of a cat. So I give you-

A Day In The Life Of My Cats

4am

Human mummy one has gotten up to pee – quick we must get over there and meow at her. We could miss breakfast if we don’t remind her.

4.05am.

She didn’t feed us. And she’s shut the bedroom door. I will sit outside to make sure she doesn’t slip past me without feeding me. I will cry too. That should help.

4.06am

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

8.15am

The alarm!!! Quick to the bedroom! The door is still shut, what the cat?!!

8.30am

The alarm!!! Quick to the bedroom! The door is still shut, what the cat?!!

8.35am

The door! Quick, everyone, cry and scream, we must have breakfast. Follow her into the bathroom and scream at her while she uses the weird white litter bowl!

8.45am

Still no breakfast. I think I’m dying from starvation. I can’t go on. Must scream louder.

8.50am

Finally. Must breathe in the biscuits before my fat brothers eat my breakfast. Jerks.

9.00am

Hungry again.

9.10am

Oooooooooooout. I want to go out.

9.30am

Busy morning, better get some sleep.

10.22am

I must chew on this plastic. Chew. Chew.

11.13am

This fluff is delicious.

12.00pm

Lunch? Why do we never get lunch. We’re the ones who need the food. Obviously.

1.00pm

Bathtime.

1.34pm

Bathtime for my brother.

1.35pm

Afternoon nap.

2.25pm

Death to this thing!

2.48pm

Death to this other thing!

3.68pm

Can’t tell the time but I’m sure I should be fed again.

4.59pm

Better knead this monkey. This is my monkey. No one elses monkey. Mine.

5.00pm

Tired, better have a nap.

5.35pm

I’m pretty sure it’s dinner time. Dinner. Better go scream at one of the human mummies for dinner. One of them is here.

5.47pm

This is the best sleeping spot ever.

6.00pm

Mummy is home! Quick, scream at her in greeting. Also to remind her it’s dinner time.

6.05pm

She is hugging the small human and not me. Scream louder I am hungry and jealous!!!!!

6.35pm

Don’t seem to be getting fed, better go scavenge some food from the kitchen.

6.36pm

Got a smack. No food. Not sure why.

7.35pm

Haven’t broken anything for a while.

7.36pm

That smashed real good.

7.45pm

Dinner! Food! Food! Quick breathe in every morsel.

8.01pm

Help, help, help.

8.02pm

ARGH! Must run the entire length of the house.

8.03pm

Twice!

8.04pm

Fusssssssss Meeeeeeeee.

9.30pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

10.30pm

Movement, movement. Bedtime. Run around. Food? Food? Scream.

10.35pm

ARGH!!!!!!

10.45pm

I must fight my brother on the bed right now!

10.47pm

Why did they throw us out of the room? Fine I will fight with my brother right here.

11.00pm

Better get some sleep. Big night planned.

1.19am

Wash wash wash.

2.22pm

Form big gay cuddle puddle

3.45am

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

3.46am

4am

Human mummy one has gotten up to pee – quick we must get over there and meow at her. We could miss breakfast if we don’t remind her.

4.05am.

She didn’t feed us. And she’s shut the bedroom door. I will sit outside to make sure she doesn’t slip past me without feeding me. I will cry too. That should help.

4.06am

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

8.15am

The alarm!!! Quick to the bedroom! The door is still shut, what the cat?!!

And so the day starts over again. There are variations. I think there is more washing than I’ve captured here.  And definitely more sleeping.

If I were to come back as an animal it would be a cat.

 

 

 

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