I have four cats and a kitten. The kitten is still currently up for adoption (though that still may end up being by us) but it’s definitely in our house, being a cat. Living the life of a cat. So I give you-
A Day In The Life Of My Cats
4am
Human mummy one has gotten up to pee – quick we must get over there and meow at her. We could miss breakfast if we don’t remind her.
4.05am.
She didn’t feed us. And she’s shut the bedroom door. I will sit outside to make sure she doesn’t slip past me without feeding me. I will cry too. That should help.
4.06am
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
8.15am
The alarm!!! Quick to the bedroom! The door is still shut, what the cat?!!
8.30am
The alarm!!! Quick to the bedroom! The door is still shut, what the cat?!!
8.35am
The door! Quick, everyone, cry and scream, we must have breakfast. Follow her into the bathroom and scream at her while she uses the weird white litter bowl!
8.45am
Still no breakfast. I think I’m dying from starvation. I can’t go on. Must scream louder.
8.50am
Finally. Must breathe in the biscuits before my fat brothers eat my breakfast. Jerks.
9.00am
Hungry again.
9.10am
Oooooooooooout. I want to go out.
9.30am
Busy morning, better get some sleep.
10.22am
I must chew on this plastic. Chew. Chew.
11.13am
This fluff is delicious.
12.00pm
Lunch? Why do we never get lunch. We’re the ones who need the food. Obviously.
1.00pm
Bathtime.
1.34pm
Bathtime for my brother.
1.35pm
Afternoon nap.
2.25pm
Death to this thing!
2.48pm
Death to this other thing!
3.68pm
Can’t tell the time but I’m sure I should be fed again.
4.59pm
Better knead this monkey. This is my monkey. No one elses monkey. Mine.
5.00pm
Tired, better have a nap.
5.35pm
I’m pretty sure it’s dinner time. Dinner. Better go scream at one of the human mummies for dinner. One of them is here.
5.47pm
This is the best sleeping spot ever.
6.00pm
Mummy is home! Quick, scream at her in greeting. Also to remind her it’s dinner time.
6.05pm
She is hugging the small human and not me. Scream louder I am hungry and jealous!!!!!
6.35pm
Don’t seem to be getting fed, better go scavenge some food from the kitchen.
6.36pm
Got a smack. No food. Not sure why.
7.35pm
Haven’t broken anything for a while.
7.36pm
That smashed real good.
7.45pm
Dinner! Food! Food! Quick breathe in every morsel.
8.01pm
Help, help, help.
8.02pm
ARGH! Must run the entire length of the house.
8.03pm
Twice!
8.04pm
Fusssssssss Meeeeeeeee.
9.30pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
10.30pm
Movement, movement. Bedtime. Run around. Food? Food? Scream.
10.35pm
ARGH!!!!!!
10.45pm
I must fight my brother on the bed right now!
10.47pm
Why did they throw us out of the room? Fine I will fight with my brother right here.
11.00pm
Better get some sleep. Big night planned.
1.19am
Wash wash wash.
2.22pm
Form big gay cuddle puddle
3.45am
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3.46am
4am
Human mummy one has gotten up to pee – quick we must get over there and meow at her. We could miss breakfast if we don’t remind her.
4.05am.
She didn’t feed us. And she’s shut the bedroom door. I will sit outside to make sure she doesn’t slip past me without feeding me. I will cry too. That should help.
4.06am
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
8.15am
The alarm!!! Quick to the bedroom! The door is still shut, what the cat?!!
And so the day starts over again. There are variations. I think there is more washing than I’ve captured here. And definitely more sleeping.
If I were to come back as an animal it would be a cat.
This post is hilarious 🙂 I was waiting for your cat to jump into the bathroom sink like my cat would do but your cats are a lot more vocal than mine… VERY CUTE POST!!
Doris
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No but they do play the emptybath sometimes.
This is a funny post. We’ve just got a cat so I can relate. Love them!
Thanks. Hope your cat is a little better than my five are.
This made me smile. And want a cat again. Thank you
I have a few if want one 😉